23 December 2009 @ 12:57 pm
Tie me up, tie me down  
So, I can't decide if it's cool or not to point out these first two stories together. I hope the authors aren't offended, because obviously I enjoyed them both immensely but also couldn't help but notice that they are very similar in premise. I think many of you have already read one or the other, depending on your pairing preferences, in which case, you might just want to check out the other one, too, if you like this theme.

The Song of Surrender by Anon at [info]bestmates_xmas (Harry/Ron, NC-17: rope bondage, EWE, 13K)
When Ron catches Harry in a compromising and confusing situation, he does the only thing he can—help Harry.

I love stories that explore kink from a psychological perspective, trying to get at what drives the characters to enjoy whatever it is they enjoy. This story does that beautifully. Two quiet, lovely scenes from Harry's POV bookend the fic, but apart from those, the reader follows Ron's POV as all of us, Ron included, try to understand why Harry has been tying himself up at night. I loved the pacing of this story as this new discovery between Harry and Ron affects their friendship (they aren't in a relationship when the story begins, btw). Hermione is also very real as a supporting character. Harry himself through Ron's eyes is just beautiful, but it's Ron who really shines in this fic. Gently coming to terms with feelings he'd never let himself have before, he anchors everything with the sentiment in the summary line: all he knows is that Harry needs his help, and he'll do anything for Harry. *swoon* A beautiful romance story filled with very real complications and just enough kink to ignite the screen in a slow burn.

Celle Qui Sais Vous Garrotter by Anon at [info]hd_holidays (Harry/Draco, NC-17: rope bondage, EWE, 4K)
Two orgasms and Harry's hand resting tentatively on his hip and Draco still felt wound tight, aching somewhere too deep to rub away.

[First, the author is aware of the typo in the title, so please don't bother complaining about it; mistakes happen, and also, she can't exactly fix it right now. Thx. :) ] Unlike the one above, this story begins with Harry and Draco already in a relationship (although a tentative one, based solely on sex). Like the other, though, it also features one party unwittingly discovering the other in self-imposed bonds and flipping out a little bit. :) Reading them back to back, I couldn't help but compare the pairing dynamics, and because of the pairings, the two stories end up being quite different, I think, despite similar premises. As Harry's best friend in the story above, Ron can't imagine not helping him in any way he needs. In contrast in this story, we get Draco's POV, as the one doing the self-bondage, and his desperate need to keep it private and push Harry away is really heart-wrenching. As an antagonistic pairing rather than a BFF pairing, the tension here has to do with Harry and Draco still struggling to trust each other in the first place. I loved how Draco's vulnerability came across here; I could really feel his horror at having Harry discover and want to be a part of such a private thing for him.

Both these stories are excellent, and again, I hope the comparison doesn't annoy the authors. Maybe I'm the only pairing whore interested in reading both of them anyway, IDK. I couldn't rec one and not the other, though; they both delighted me in slightly different ways. ♥

And two more stories I loved this week -- humour this time!

The Contest by Anon at [info]bestmates_xmas (Harry/Ron, NC-17, 7.5K)
A friendly little contest between friends. Are you master of your wand?

AHAHAHA. You North Americans of a certain age, at the very least, will all recall the infamous Seinfeld episode on which this fic is based. With flatmates Hermione and Neville in on it, too, Harry and Ron embark on a contest to see who can stay... well, master of their wand, so to speak, the longest. Ron's POV is delightful. This is one of those stories where I wanted to quote back a zillion one-liners to the author; it had me snorting into my coffee every three sentences. But underneath the humour, it's also got more depth to it than I would have thought, as Ron struggles with his feelings for Harry. A wonderful, light read if you need some humour this week. :)

Mad Wolves and Englishmen by Anon at [info]snupin_santa (Snape/Lupin, NC-17, 17K)
When two quarreling Order members are sent on holiday together, they quickly discover that Albus Dumbledore is a strong believer in 'bonding through adversity.' In this case, 'adversity' is a town called Purgatory, Texas.

No, it's not AU. :) Following the events at the end of PoA, Dumbledore decides the two enemies need to make up a little bit. So he tricks them into touching a Portkey that sends them to a bed-and-breakfast in the middle of Texas... in the summer. WIN! Yeah, the scenario is a bit cracky (okay, a lot cracky), and this kind of setting isn't always my kind of thing, BUT, it's incredibly well executed here. There is wry humour, hijinks that somehow never go over the top, a Snape POV that had me cackling like mad, a Lupin who takes to cowboy life like a fish to water, and a couple of local OCs who almost steal the fic. The Wizarding/Muggle universe the author creates in this locale is also really cool and very well thought out. It might not be the most, um, plausible fic out there, but by the time you're into it, I dare you to care. It's tremendously good fun, with some steamy romance along the way. I loved it. (And I have a sneaking suspicion of the author, hee).

I know, many folks are very busy this week with the holidays, but if you do find time to do some reading or art viewing, try to leave a little comment for the author or artist! It's the gift that keeps on giving, and such. ♥
 
 
mood swings :: calm
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 12:00 pm
Kinky Kristmas Art: O My King (Teddy/James Jr.)  
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: A Mysterious Member!

Title: O My King
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/James Jr.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s-lite, inebriety.
Other Warnings: Boy smex, impending frottage.
Artist's Notes: Happy Holidays, everyone!

O My King [NWS Art!] )
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 12:00 pm
Kinky Kristmas Fic: The World, The Flesh, The Devil (Severus/Lucius)  
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leela_cat
From: A Majestic Member!

Title: The World, The Flesh, The Devil
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Lucius
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: sensory deprivation, bondage
Other Warnings: canon character death
Word Count: 1500ish
Summary/Description: The years spent in darkness have spiraled out, each one in a row like the ridges in a snail's shell, expanding as they go, and Severus has waited for this man. This is how he leaves.
Author's Notes: With apologies to John Donne (Holy Sonnet VI) for the title and the inspiration; with thanks to the mods for being awesome and modly; and with thanks to G, R, E, E and S, who all helped substantially with the writing and the betaing of this story in one way or another.

The World, The Flesh, The Devil  )
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 10:46 am
 
Premise | F.A.Q's | Assignments

...stopgap!rpg
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 09:59 am
Drabble: Well Wrapped  
Title: Well Wrapped
Author: [info]alisanne
Prompt: Written for [info]harryron100's prompt: Ribbons
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor/ rating is for nudity
A/N: Eon makes up for his less-than-stellar wrapping skills.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Well Wrapped )
 
 
mood swings :: thoughtful
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 09:58 am
Art: Sir Guy Goes to Battle, for skree-ratling  
Title: Sir Guy Goes to Battle, for skree-ratling

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: From skee_ratling's fic, "Once Upon a War", Severus heads off to battle accompanied by Lupin and Eloise.

Rated: On the Nice List (G)/WS

Media: photoshop

Notes: I made up the device for Severus's tabard, hope I didn't mangle any real SCA heraldry.
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 11:41 pm
POTD  
Ok, so that dinner wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Still, $40 spent on a meal that would cost me $3.95 to make at home, and really, a lot of dosh for one chicken breast with two mushrooms.

But the view was loffly. Didn't take my 'real' camera, so you get this from my iPhone.



The restaurant was in the converted powerhouse, and looking back past New Farm Park along the river at dusk.

Le tired now. Gonna sleep like it's 1999.
Tags:
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 10:27 pm
 
Okay. So I need to decide who I want and who I need to not take because being a whore is bad.

Halp )
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 10:40 pm
Fic: A Proper Ride  
Title: A Proper Ride
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco makes a few wrong assumptions.
Word Count: 372
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Kinkiness implied.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Jingle Bells, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent Prompt: Sleigh ride
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Proper Ride )
 
 
mood swings :: cheerful
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 10:03 pm
The sniffles of Christmas  
I spent today baking the cookies I'd planned to do over the weekend. The chocolate crackles came out just fine, but the gingerbread men insisted on falling to pieces. I have some whole ones, but I have a second plate filled with body parts. They're still tasty though. I still need to figure out where I went wrong...

Hubby woke up with a cold. We're supposed to go to Youngest Sis' house for Christmas Eve, so he'll probably be over the worst of it by then, but now I'm just waiting to come down with it myself.

It's supposed to rain all day tomorrow, most of the day Christmas Eve, change over to snow Christmas Eve night, and snow on Christmas Day. I'll believe it when I see it. I still fully expect the system to track wherever it needs to go to ensure my neck of the woods gets little to no snow, as what usually happens.

However! I've finally had a chance to do some catching up on my [info]smutty_claus reading!

And oh, what the heck...Sometimes we all could use some ego-stroking...

THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME


Over on LJ.
 
 
mood swings :: tired
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 10:41 pm
The Daily Snitch: Tuesday, December 22, 2009  
[info]dailysnitch is looking for a new editor for its Friday editions.

Happy Birthday, Ralph Fiennes (Lord Voldemort)!
Send your fandom news to Daily Snitch!
Tags:
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 07:31 pm
The Quibbler Report: Tuesday, December 22, 2009  
( The Quibbler Report: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 )
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 09:00 pm
December 22  


More Christmas art.  I know you saw this first one if you were around last year, but it's a personal favorite, so you get to see it again.  Heh.   It's good to be the Mod.  *g*

Enjoy!




Noel
Noel
art by Les Tier



Alert: R Rated for Nudity and Sexual Content




~
 
 
location :: bed
mood swings :: tired
what's playiing :: Riding in the Moonlight - Howlin' Wolf
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 08:03 pm
Another holiday prep day  
In which I walked Juno, went to the dentist, found a beef roast for Friday (for me, all for me! - SO is having Cornish game hen), did 5 loads of laundry, and worked on SO's vest. (Can I just say what a PITA pockets are?) Probably another 4 hours to go on that, which I will do tomorrow. Himself should be home soon and we will have leftovers of some ilk for dinner. Then I think I will work on the pinch-hit (longhand so I can sit downstairs by the tree). Need to consult w/ SO about some food for Friday, too.

Today's [info]3fan_holidays was a fluffy Snape/Sinistra. My ficlet offering today:
  • As Ordered [Kirk/McCoy, adult]: Leonard's not getting what he wanted... or is he? Here at IJ.
 
 
mood swings :: calm
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 08:59 pm
Let's talk about sex, bay-bee  
THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME


Okay, before you roll your eyes, there's a strategy to this.

Since I no longer effectively have a flavour of the month where fanfic is concerned (Given that nearly all my time is going into publishable work these days,) I'd kind of like to find out what's got staying power. What's still memorable now that it's been months since my 'latest fic'. I have a unique opportunity to ask for some long-view perspective from people who've been reading my stories for the better part of five years now, as well as from people who've but recently dived into fandom, and might know only one or two of my works. It's helpful as a writer, to get this kind of objective feedback, because in order to play to one's creative strengths, it's important to know those strengths, and not just from one's own perspective.

So, if you all would kindly indulge me, what's your favorite of the stories I've written? And if you could see your way clear to telling me what stands out about it, that'd be even better. Self reflection is easier when one has folks who're willing to hold up mirrors, don'tchaknow. (And yes, there's a bit of a love-in feel to all of this, I'll admit. That's part of the attraction, isn't it?)
 
 
what's playiing :: Let's Talk About Sex -- Salt N Peppa
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 07:49 pm
Fic: Silver and Gold and Mistletoe  
Title: Silver and Gold and Mistletoe
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry needs a bit more discipline.
Word Count: 1045
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Orgasm denial, a tiny bit of CBT.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #21: Mistletoe, and for prompt #22: Silver and Gold. This is part 21 and 22 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation, Sleigh Ride, In the Library, Most Precious Possession and Practice Makes Perfect.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Silver and Gold and Mistletoe )
 
 
mood swings :: relieved
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 04:55 pm
Drabble: Tour Guide  
Title: Tour Guide
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Harry Potter
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Summary: Bill is a good boy.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Written for [info]leela_cat. She requested this on Saturday when I was visiting [info]celandineb, and even though we didn't manage it that night, I managed it today. She requested Bill/Harry, prompt: Pharaoh.

Tour Guide )
 
 
mood swings :: thoughtful
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 05:55 pm
Story: The Dibley History Project, for nehalenia  
Title: The Dibley History Project, for nehalenia

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: Geraldine Granger-Kennedy is happy, and she wants her parishioners to be happy. So she decides to act as matchmaker for the parish council's newest member and its surliest – Remus Lupin and Stephen Snape

Rated: Gingerbread & Cocoa (PG)

Notes: Much love to my beta for reassuring me that some people might find this amusing. Many thanks to for this prompt – not only was it fun to write, but it gave me a really good reason to go out and buy The Vicar of Dibley box set. It is AU in that Severus and Remus both survived (and Tonks was madly in love with Charlie). It is set in the year following the final VoD episode, and may mess up their canon dates somewhat, but since they pay no attention to canon I saw no reason why I should have to.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter and The Vicar of Dibley universes – all recognisable characters and settings from Harry Potter are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. All recognisable characters and settings from The Vicar of Dibley are the property of Richard Curtis and his associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work.

Warnings/Kinks: Vicar of Dibley in jokes, annoying villagers, and it's probably not as funny as I was hoping it would be.

Word count: 7846
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 10:30 pm
 


PREMISE. HOLDS. PREMADES. APPLICATION. RULES. CAST.

The year is 2022. It has been twenty-four years since the defeat of what was once known as the greatest dark wizard of all time, but it looks like Hogwarts will have to go through another trial. Headmistress McGonagall has noticed the behaviour in her students and worries: the house unity has been lacking the past few years. More and more students tend to stick to their own, and while there are a select few that have no problem interacting with other houses, the unity that should have improved over time has only worsened. So while her students have all gone home for winter break, she has come up with a plan to unite them once more; but will the students be willing?

HELLO HURRICANE is a next generation Harry Potter game that revolves around the students and their interaction. Every month, there will be a inter-house challenge that will unite the houses. You can choose out of one of the many PREMADES available. But remember: these premades do not define your character at all times; they're just there to add some fun to the game.


GAME OPENS AT TEN APPLICATIONS.
ARTWORK/TITLE ©SWITCHFOOT
 
 
22 December 2009 @ 08:40 pm
Tuesday's Edition  
One Shots:
Anon in [info]snarry_holidays: Remedial Potions - Snape/Harry, NC17
[info]alisanne: Reindeer Post - Harry/Draco,G
Anon in [info]snapelyholidays: The Lost One, Returned - Severus/Regulus, PG
Anon in [info]snarry_holidays: The Beauty Within - Snape/Harry, NC17
Anon in [info]lupin_snape: The Cat's Paw - Snape/Lupin, R
Anon in [info]daily_deviant: Potter Shots - Draco/Albus Severus, mention of Rose/Scorpius, NC17
Anon in [info]daily_deviant: The Pleasure to be Found in Soul-Sucking, Joy-Destroying Bastards - Severus/Sirius,NC17

Drabbles:
[info]enchanted_jae: Incestletoe - Harry/Draco, R
[info]alisanne: Well Fortified - Bill/Neville, PG, 100x4
[info]lilyseyes: : Light in the Darkness - Harry, R
[info]ellid: Baby's First Non Religious Multiethnic All-Inclusive Winter Holiday Festival, II - Snape, Lupin
[info]alisanne: Daily Celebration - Snape/Harry,PG

Community News:
[info]harrylovesdraco: Challenge 12 Results
[info]harry100: New Prompt - prompt 63
[info]draco100: New Prompt & Round-ups - prompt 72

Newsletters:
[info]dailysnitch: New Issue - Monday, 21st December
[info]snapenews: New Issue - issue 806

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